Worst Christmas Haiku Ever

What a place to die! Stink bug in the litter box this Christmas morning. - Jeff Barnes

Haiku

 Frozen in the sky
as if in morning sun's thrall --
winter solstice moon. -  Jeff Barnes

The Smells of Christmas, 1965: A Haiku Sequence

I watch Christmas lights
outside the kitchen window.
Mom's sugar cookies.

Gotta be saintly

lest Santa Claus pass me by.

Turkey's almost done.

Best present ever!

Mattel's Creeple Peeple set!

Stinky Plastigoop! - Jeff Barnes