Monique shrieked. She got freaked out
when she saw a geek streak down the street.
She said, "Gertrude! I can't believe
what I just viewed! Some dude ran down
the street in the nude! I am no prude but
I think that was rather crude!"
"Rather crude?" said Gertrude.
"I'd say it was downright lewd!
Let it never be construed that I am a prude
but I can only conclude this was sheer turpitude
on the part of that nude dude."
''Who knows," said Rose, "why he chose
to run down the street without his clothes,
completely naked from his head to his toes?"
"To be fair," said Clare,
"maybe he had nothing to wear."
"I don't care," said Adaire.
"It's unfair that we should have to stare
at someone who is bare in the open air."
"Au contraire, Adaire," said Clare.
"Nobody is making you stare."
"That's the truth," said Ruth.
"Let's not be uncouth.
We're rather long in the tooth
to ogle such a youth."
"That's what I say," added May.
"Let us turn our eyes away
and not be led astray."
"Now hold on!" said Yvonne.
"Is it so wrong to leer at his schlong,
especially when it is so firm and long?"
"I agree," said Bea.
"If you want to look away
you are free, but don't deny me
my right to see this young man's pee pee!"
"Hear hear!" said Guinevere.
"Let me make clear
that we have a right to leer!
Let him come back here
and I will gladly cheer
his perfectly shaped rear!"
"And what do you say?"
she asked Renee,
"about what we have seen here today?
Was looking okay or should we have turned away?
Was it too risque? Yea or nay?"
"Does my word have so much sway?"
asked Renee? "Do what you may
is what I say. I just know I'll never again
see a hibiscus in quite the same way." - Jeff Barnes
