Would you like a cookie cutter in the shape of the Bethlehem star or maybe a Holy Spirit air freshener to hang up in your car?
How about this picture of Jesus
turning water into wine?
We have a canvas print of it
for only $39.99.
Here's another picture of Jesus
emerging from his tomb
and we also have this one
with eyes that follow you around the room.
Here's one that shows him walking
on the sea of Galilee.
If you buy two of them
we'll throw in the third for free.
Do you see the Ten Commandments
carved in those tablets of stone?
They look real but are pillows
made of memory foam.
How about this crown of thorns?
It's actually a wreath for your door.
We'll give you a John 3:16 t-shirt
if you spend $50 or more.
We have earrings and cuff links
in the shape of a Jesus fish
and a picture of the Last Supper
etched on a serving dish.
Maybe you need some mud flaps
for your pickup truck?
We have them with various scripture quotes --
one pair for 30 bucks.
Here's an action figure set
of Daniel in the lion's den.
Do you like this crucifixion nail?
It's really a ball point pen.
You might like this Noah's Ark shaped bowl
to hold gravy or dipping sauce
or maybe a box of toothpicks
made from the wood of the True Cross.
We have the 23rd Psalm
printed on a toilet seat
and temporary stigmata tattoos
for your hands and feet.
Our store is conveniently located,
so feel free to stop in.
But remember we're never open on Sundays
because that would be a sin. -- Jeff Barnes
