A blue duck rode
down a lonely tree-lined road
with his best friend, a purple toad
on the handlebars of his bicycle.
A bright purple rose grows
by the Buddha statue's toes
while from his sacred nose
there hangs a long green icicle.
A polka-dotted swordfish,
while eating a potato knish,
closed his eyes and made a wish
that he could visit the moon.
Clyde, a blue-footed booby
and his lovely fiancée, Ruby
ate a plate of Spam musubi
while riding in a hot air balloon.
A neon-haired French lady named Yvette
gave her boyfriend a slice of baguette
and told him he never need fret,
then hugged him and gave him a kiss.
Her three-eyed boyfriend named Henri,
after taking a sip of mint tea,
said, "Yes, my love, I agree.
There can be no better day than this." - Jeff Barnes
