Graham Gardyloo

Graham Gardyloo is an odd sight to behold.
His head is a 20-pound pumpkin.
On his chest he has a set of drawers
that he keeps all of his junk in.

His legs are high-rise apartments
whose tenants all are ants.
You can see them though the windows,
for he always wears short pants.

His feet are pontoons with retractable wheels
so he can travel by water or by land.
He's got a saxophone for a nose
which he blows when he plays in his jazz band.

He's got bungee cords for arms
and suction cups on his fingertips,
candy corn for his teeth,
and red licorice for his lips.

His eyes are 50-watt light bulbs
that guide him along at night,
so if you see him coming in the dark,
don't let him give you a fright.

Graham Gardyloo is the only one of his kind,
at least as far as he knows.
He doesn't know where he came from.
It only matters where he goes. - Jeff Barnes