Podunk

I don't have no fancy clothes.

I wear work boots and camouflage.

Ain't got no sissy hybrid car,

just a pickup truck in the garage.

I got an assault rifle and two shotguns

and my trusty huntin' knife.

I'm just sittin here in Podunk

defendin' my way of life.

My Trump bumper stickers are the only thing

holdin' my truck together.

Got a tarp over the hole in my roof

to keep out the rainy weather.

I shoot groundhogs to feed my kids.

My second cousin is my wife.

I'm just sittin' here in podunk

defendin' my way of life. - Jeff Barnes