Today's NaPoWriMo prompt is to write a poem about rebellion.
Rebel
I put on work boots when I wear a tuxedo
and wear underpants on my head.
People like to wear green on St. Patrick's Day,
but I make it a point to wear red.
I toast the New Year with chocolate milk
when everyone else is drinking champagne.
I wear my galoshes on sunny days
and my sunglasses whenever it rains.
When I go to see a Star Wars movie
I make sure to wear a Star Trek shirt.
I like to eat chocolate cake for dinner
and have a tossed salad for dessert.
I always put taco sauce on my pancakes
and whipped cream on my sirloin steak.
I dunk French fries in my coffee and
pour vinaigrette on my corn flakes.
I park my car in my living room
and keep my bed downstairs.
If anyone should disapprove,
it's not my problem. It's theirs. - Jeff Barnes
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