Thursday, April 22, 2021

Truck Nuts and Tattooed Butts

 I park my pickup truck in the yard
'cause they ain't no room in my garage.
I fly a Confederate flag outside
and my favorite color is huntin' camouflage.

I got a toilet bowl flower pot
settin' on my front lawn.
Truck nuts and tattooed butts
are the things that turn me on.

I go to church on Sunday mornin'
and my Klan meetin' on Sunday night
'cause you know I sure love Jesus
(the one in the pictures, who is white).

My parents are first cousins.
My sister married her brother.
We keep it in the family 'cause
we don't trust no others.

I don't need to see no doctor
'cause I take meth to sooth my pain.
Don't like to bathe too much 'cause
the only thing I want washed is my brain. - Jeff Barnes

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