Friday, April 14, 2023

How Billy Bob Lost His Religion

Billy Bob drives his pickup truck
on the bumpy road to town.
The truck nuts on his trailer hitch
are bouncing up and down.

He's got an AR-15 sticker on his back window
and a Trump flag mounted on the bed.
He's got Kid Rock playing on the stereo
and a red MAGA cap on his head.

The sun was shining brightly.
The day was pleasant and warm,
but seemingly out of nowhere
came a violent thunderstorm.

After the storm cleared Billy Bob looked up
and said, "Is this some kind of joke?"
He saw a rainbow in the sky and said,
"I never thought that God was woke!" - Jeff Barnes

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