Martha wore roller skates
while doing a ballet dance
and poured hot sauce on her escargot
at a posh restaurant in France.
All eyes were on her
when she went around the block,
bouncing on a pogo stick
wearing nothing but her socks.
She embarrassed her family
and made the minister nervous
when she danced the polka
at her grandpa's funeral service.
That is Martha's curse in life.
She must be an attention whore.
Nothing fills her with so much dread
as the thought of being ignored. - Jeff Barnes
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