Ed Wood vs. Ezra Pound

I'd rather watch a movie by Ed Wood
than read any of Ezra Pound's verse.
Film critics may say Ed's films are no good,
but I think Pound's poems are infinitely worse.

Tor Johnson was a better sidekick than Papiols,

though he wasn't what you'd call a jongleur.

He was not meant to play the degrading role

of minstrel to a bloodthirsty warmonger. 

Your "Cantos" aren't nearly as entertaining

as Bela Lugosi fighting an octopus in a swamp;

in fact, I find them quite tedious and draining,

overflowing with pretentiousness and pomp.

Find someone else to listen to your views on race.

I'll be watching "Plan 9 from Outer Space"! - Jeff Barnes