I couldn't be a psychologist
because I'm the one who's crazy,
nor could I be a manual laborer
for I am weak and lazy.
I wish I had been born
a rich lady's spoiled black cat.
I'd love to be a ghost in a haunted house,
but I'd have to be dead for that.
I've worked at all sorts of jobs
but I never managed to fit in.
It might be nice to be a vampire
but first I'd have go get bitten.
I couldn't be an engineer or accountant,
a teacher, a doctor, or a nurse.
The only thing I am qualified for
is writing silly verse. - Jeff Barnes
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