Pope George Ringo I

We need to have a pope named George Ringo.
We've already had two named John Paul.
So say the old ladies playing church bingo.

We want someone colorful, like a pink flamingo

and well-rounded, like a rubber ball.

We need to have a pope named George Ringo.

He can be Asian, African, Mexican or Gringo.

Nationality does not matter at all.

So say the old ladies playing church bingo.

He could be an Australian living among dingoes,

all alone in the outback sprawl.

We need to have a pope named George Ringo.

He could be the bishop of Santo Domingo.

Perhaps he would answer the call.

So say the old ladies playing church bingo.

This is what we need, by gosh, by gum, by jingo!

It doesn't matter if he's thin, fat, short, or tall.

We need to have a pope named George Ringo.

So say the old ladies playing church bingo. - Jeff Barnes