We sat in the crowded theatre
waiting for the curtain to rise.
We came to see a play about a man
who wrongly believed himself wise.
And as the show got started
we heard his daughter's tale
of how he used a chainsaw
to cut off the head of a beached whale,
and his own retelling of how
he thought it would be a lark
to put the body of a dead bear cub
on a bicycle in Central Park.
This play is a prime example
of theatre of the bizarre,
whose main character disdains science
and yet is head of the HHR.
He sits proudly among his colleagues
all of them scoundrels and knaves.
If his father could see him now
he would be spinning in his grave.
Beware the damage this man might do
before the end of his term,
for the play is the tragedy "RFK, Jr."
and its hero the Conqueror Brainworm. - Jeff Barnes
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