Maggie

She's not a Holstein cow, she's a cat.
Her fur is a pattern of white and black.
She is quite nimble though she is fat.

She looks like she wears a Mickey Mouse hat.

Don't ever dare to give her any flack.

She's not a Holstein cow, she's a cat.

She's never caught a mouse or a rat.

She prefers cat treats as a snack.

She is quite nimble though she is fat.

She never leaves dead critters on the doormat.

She's never been one to mount an attack.

She's not a Holstein cow, she's a cat.

She can play up her cuteness. She has that down pat,

especially when she rolls on her back.

She is quite nimble though she is fat.

She jumps off the bed and comes down with a splat,

then runs down the hall as though it's a racetrack.

She's not a Holstein cow, she's a cat.

She is quite nimble though she is fat. - Jeff Barnes